A Crossover Tale: I Am an NPC

This is a crazy world.

Crazy reincarnators crazily surrounded a man with the letters NPC above his head.

"I have a thousand-year-old ginseng here. Please accept it!" A reincarnator smiled obsequiously. "I wonder what quests you have for us?"

"You want a quest? All right." The NPC smiled faintly as he took the ginseng. "Then go kill the Lord God for me."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.