Fishing: I'm a Cheater

This is a parallel universe, so don't assume it refers to you. Qin Lang uses a deserted island as his base and a fishing System as his means to catch mysterious and powerful beasts from the Myriad Worlds, summon heroic spirits, and dominate the entire world!

The Philippines is jumping around and causing trouble? Wipe it out! Japan is getting uppity? Make the emperor kneel and surrender! America wants to dominate the globe? Sorry, pay your war reparations first!

"Obama Donkey, you still owe three trillion in war reparations from last time. Pay up first, or I'll come collect in person!"

"Abe Little Bitch, I hear you've been acting up again lately. Those so-called three Heisei divas you sent me last time weren't much fun. If you want me to delay your war reparations, pick out a few pretty members of that AKB girl group and send them over!"

"Mr. Putin, I hear the Ukrainian women are quite something. Pick out a dozen and send them over first, and I'll beat up your little brother Chechnya for free!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.