"Yang Ying, Im Yoon-ah, Kim Tae-yeon, Liu Yifei, Dilraba... I want you to be my wives! If you refuse, you'll regret it! I'll roast you! I'm serious! I'm a troll!!"
Become an all-around troll. Max out every skill!
One sentence sets off the ultimate storm in Chinese-language entertainment. A godlike all-around man is here.
His cooking is a blessing to everyone suffering from anorexia! It's the ultimate cuisine, the kind even the president has to book in advance!
His singing moves three generations and brings countless people to tears.
His talk show tears into injustice around the world and lowers the global crime rate by 80%!
He owns his own island! They say that dozens of the world's top actresses are members of his harem!
"Hello? President Obama? Sorry, I'm on vacation, so I won't be attending your world summit! For dinner, just heat up the frozen food I made and left in the freezer!"
"Yoon-ah! Come put sunscreen on me..."
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
