Pokémon: Road to the Top

I don't know how to kill gods, but it's too tiring to subdue me. Fighting depends on your ability, picking up girls is just for me! Do you think I am a middle-aged boy? No, actually I am very mature! Do you think I'm just a trainer? No, I'm actually a long-time Pokemon player! Do you think I'm a gangster? No, actually I am aloof! Do you think I only see elves as thugs? No, actually I regard them as relatives. Horrible experiment, mutated mythical beast! The king of Pokémon world, and the mysterious legend! This is the path I must take to grow! "If this is your god's world, then I will come to your world and show it to you!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.