"Doflamingo, stop, pay the tax! 10 Million Baileys. Who am I, you ask? Didn't you see the powerful big-brimmed hat on my head? I am a policeman who maintains ocean safety!"
"What? Never heard of it? Hey, I'm such a bad-tempered person! Brother Sauron, please hack his ship! He can't hack it, but let me help you."
"Akainu, pay the tax! 100 Million Baileys! Who am I, you ask? From the World Security Agency."
"What? You don't know me? Hey, I'm such a bad-tempered one. Bucky, come on! I'll beat them all into a pile of shit! If you can't beat them, big brother will help you. No matter what the government is, you have to pay taxes."
"Empress! Pay taxes, 1 billion beli. Why is it so expensive, you ask? Of course it is to make you repay your debts... I will handle this myself, big brother."
Well, this is a story about a diaosi who travels through time, drives a submarine, calls himself a policeman, collects protection money from everywhere in the name of the police, and pretends to be cool all over the world.
This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.