The Wandering Dragon Startles the Phoenix

Hey, could you stop calling me "Piggy" all the time? Sure, I'm a little fat, but you don't have to be so mean! What? You say your name is "Qiao Feng"? Are you crazy? Am I really looking at a lunatic? Do you think this is the cast of Demi-Gods and Semi-Devils? Could you stop following me around? I've got a boyfriend! Oh my God! Somebody help me! There's a crazy person here!

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