The Dragon and the Phoenix

Brother, can you please stop following my calls of "A-Zhu" and "A-Zhu"? I'm a little fat. You can't do this to others, right? What? You said your name is "Qiao Feng"? Are you crazy? Did I see a madman? Do you think this is Pai Tian Long Ba Bu? Can you please stop following me all the time? I have a boyfriend! Oh my gosh! Who will save me? There's a psycho here! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.