He woke up to find he'd been reborn in the past as a zombie, just as two tomb raiders were digging up his grave.
Huh? What the hell, Heaven? Why are you going straight for the big guns without warning?
Hey, Taoist priest, wait! I'm not into men!
Wait, wait, wait! I'm just a zombie. Don't get any funny ideas, people!
Huh? Old man, who did you say I am? Damn it, don't die!
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This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
