Naruto Super Exchange

Why can't I even cross the river with the "One Reed Crossing the River" I redeemed? Why can't the "Star Absorbing Technique" I redeemed absorb other people's chakra? Why is the "Devil Fruit" I drew useless after eating it? At last! Why is the invincible god general Erlang Shen I designated for redemption a little loli with a flat front and a flat back? Apart from pestering me all day long to act cute and ask for sweets, do you know nothing? … Because you didn't put a reed on the river when you used "one reed to cross the river"! Because the "Star Absorbing Technique" cannot absorb chakra in the first place! Because the "Devil Fruit" you drew is just a fragment! One final point… This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.