You dare lay a finger on me? Go ahead and try! I'm telling you, I've got connections in the Immortal Realm!
The Great Sage and I are sworn brothers, and the True Lord Erlang and I have been through life and death together!
Red Boy calls me Big Brother, and the Third Prince is practically begging me to take him as my disciple!
So, are you scared yet?
What? You're still not scared after hearing all that?
Then let me tell you this: my first master is Daoist Ancestor Hongjun! My second master is Daoist Lu Ya! The Three Pure Ones are all my senior brothers! I can send one message, and in minutes a god will show up to beat the crap out of you!
You want to know what I do?
I'm telling you, I sell all kinds of magical treasures and immortal fruits, and even divine talismans. Sometimes I moonlight as a ghost-catching expert...
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
