Keyboard Warrior: Go to the Three Kingdoms to kill people, set fire to the West, eat and drink in the Water Margin, and pick up girls in the Red Mansion.
Goblin: Husband, wake up quickly, it's dark and it's time to go on the road.
Keyboard Warrior: Hello! Who are you? You hurt me.
Goblin: I am your wife, and I am here to take you back to the cave.
This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.
