The Fairy Who Forced Me to Marry Into Her Family

Keyboard Warrior: Kill people in the Three Kingdoms, set fires in Journey to the West, eat and drink in Water Margin, and pick up girls in Dream of the Red Chamber.

Demoness: Husband, wake up. It's getting dark, and we need to get moving.

Keyboard Warrior: Hey! Who are you? You're hurting me.

Demoness: I'm your wife. I've come to take you back to our cave.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.