Xiao Le is accidentally dragged into a red-envelope group chat for a bunch of chuunibyou teens called the Immortal Realm Red-Envelope Group. It includes the Supreme Lord Lao, Chang'e, Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie, and more...
"Congratulations, you've claimed 1,000 gold ingots!"
"Congratulations, you've claimed a peak dual-cultivation immortal art!"
"Congratulations, you've claimed the supreme immortal treasure, the Sword of Zhu Xian!"
"Congratulations, you've claimed Chang'e's original underwear!"
After transmigrating to a world of martial arts, Xiao Le can hardly stay calm!
You have supreme martial arts? I've got peak immortal arts!
You have seventy years of internal energy? One immortal pill from me will kill you outright!
The women are mine, the wealth is mine, and the territory is mine!
Mine, mine, all mine!
Red-Envelope Group: 390-454-498
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
The author is simply retarded. The immortals of Chinese Taoism are actually written in such a bad light. It's really eye-catching.
Hot chicken**, raki,**. Your mother. You. Silly dick
**, It has been passed down for thousands of years, who built Quanzhen, Erque?