Yang Bamei thinks I'm too weak to even wring a chicken's neck? No problem. I've got a Show-Off System, and I can become a martial arts expert in no time.
The Liao have invaded again? Then let me head to the front lines and show off! I'll activate my divine martial arts manual show-off mode and crush the Iron Pagoda troops. I'll kidnap the Liao princess, scare Empress Dowager Xiao into suing for peace, and make her insist on giving me a beautiful daughter with fair skin.
Ah, what a happy dilemma. Ever since I arrived, I've straightened the Song Dynasty's backbone, become a prince consort, and taken a princess as my concubine. From then on, I've reached the pinnacle of life.
And if that's still not enough, I'll ascend to heaven in broad daylight, then woo Guanyin and have fun with Nuwa...
