This is a story about traveling through the Tang Dynasty, conquering the natives of the Tang Dynasty with chili peppers, and conquering the beauties of the Tang Dynasty with body art drawings!
Protagonist's Quotes: My goal is very small, it is to 'conquer the world with chili peppers and build a harem with body art paintings', that's it! .
This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.