Live Broadcast of the Prophecy Master

After a game, it was discovered that a very useless system fell on Yang Chen's head. Other people's systems have all kinds of dicks and 99,999 points of luck bonus. How come your system doesn't have anything? "I can give you prophecy skills. With just one sentence, your dreams will come true. You can do whatever you want and play whatever you want." "Can I predict that a man's penis will get bigger and a woman's mm will get smaller?" "You can be incompetent, but the system is omnipotent! Please don't doubt the system." "Okay, JJ, you don't have to pay back the three hundred yuan you owe me. You can go to the gynecological hospital for a checkup tomorrow. You are already three months pregnant." "And you, the bastard who stole my phone, you don't have to go to work tomorrow, just go back and wait for your grandpa to jump out of the grave and beat you." "And you, stop being a prostitute. You have become a treacherous girl. I really want to ask, who is the attacker and who is the receiver?" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.