Normal version: I'm here to save you, girls of the anime world!!!!
Idiot version: The lewd monster king is about to make his debut, so get in line and behave!!!!!
In LoveLive: Kotori: Big brother, when are you going to marry me?! Nico: I don't want you to marry me! I mean, I really don't!
In A Certain Scientific Railgun: Kuroko: Don't you dare steal my beloved sister! Ryouko: I've bundled myself and Uiharu together for sale. Would you like to buy us?
Black Bullet: Um, well, ahem. I would never tell you that I haven't finished watching it yet and don't know what to write.
Dragon Ball: This world is purely for showing off. I might include Android 18, depending on how things go.
Super God Academy: Sona: You said you would never leave me behind, no matter what!
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