I stand atop the highest peak!
And gaze upon the beauties below!
What a sight, so much to behold... Ahem, that's not what I meant...
Come on, come on! Uncle will show all you readers what it means to be wildly cool, domineering, and outrageously awesome!!!
That was not what I meant...
I'll be right here, waiting for you to come and read. Waiting for you...
Demon Emperor: Is there no limit to what you'll do for your book's ratings?
Four Hundred and One Night! I just want good ratings!!!!!!!!!!
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This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
