Xiao Longnu is about to be assaulted! What should we do? Hurry and call Yang Guo! If that palm strike lands, it will be "an empty promise of sheep and cattle beyond the frontier," and A Zhu will surely die! What should we do? Hurry and call Chief Qiao! You must never forget the one you miss, no matter how far away, poor little Guo Xiang. Why don't I call you first, and help you forget that unreliable young Yang? Shall we... go on a date? Thanks to his magical phone, Hao Xue can call all the heroes of the martial world whenever he likes. He found himself a secluded paradise, where he raises the cold-pool whitefish from the bottom of the Valley of Passionlessness, grows exotic flowers and trees from Peach Blossom Island, keeps the Mang Gu Zhu Ha that Duan Yu never got to eat as a pet, and has the Divine Eagle guarding his home...
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
