Faqiu Seals, Mojin Talismans, Banshan Shoveling Armor, Xieling Mountain-Hanging Ladders. Light a candle for the living, let the ghosts blow it out, seek dragon veins, raid tombs, and find the star peaks. A hundred-year-old zombie? Blow his ass apart! A thousand-year-old zongzi? Blow its ass apart! A female ghost? Blow her ass apart! A queen? A thousand-year-old queen who's still alive? Blow her a... Wait, could we blow her from the front instead...
This book is wicked, supernatural, and terrifying. Those with weak hearts should read at their own discretion. Friendly reminder: bring your own emergency heart medication!
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
