Make mound seals, touch gold talismans, move mountains and dig out armor, unload ridges and hang mountain ladders. People light candles, ghosts blow out lamps, and they fight against dragons and star peaks. Hundred-year-old zombie? Blast his anus! Millennium rice dumplings? Blast his anus! Female ghost? Explode her anus! Queen? The Millennium Queen who is not yet dead? Blow her asshole... Wait, can I blast her from the front...
This book is evil, supernatural, and scary. People with weak hearts should read it at their discretion. Friendly reminder: Please bring your own quick-acting heart-saving pills!
This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.
