Please Keep Your Express Delivery

When we were children, we always asked our parents, where did I come from? I once heard such a god reply: We gave you as a gift by paying for your phone bill! Regarding this answer, I just want to say to them now: Please tell me which business office it is, and I will go and pay the phone bill! I have heard countless strange answers, but I have never heard of children being delivered by express delivery... However, this is the answer of my parents who have no moral integrity at all. When I was young, I really believed this deceptive answer. Until many years later, when a parcel appeared in front of me... This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.