What the hell? Why is my physical constitution only a quarter that of an ordinary person? Can I really become a ninja like this? A gust of wind could knock me over!
And I have to use snark to improve my constitution? Do you think this is a fairy tale or something?! - Kasugano Xiyuan
A loser who could do nothing but make sarcastic remarks is reborn and transmigrates to the world of Hokage. His talent is mediocre, and he can barely take a punch without spending three days catching his breath. Damn, he does have a Kekkei Genkai, but it's so useless: its only effect is that he can't use elemental ninjutsu. How can something be this much of a rip-off?
"Ding! The Snark-to-God System has bound itself to the Host. Please do not move without permission."
"Ding! The Host's constitution is weak. Calculating the highest possible achievement."
"Ding! Calculation complete: Ninja Academy student."
Oh, come on! I'll defy the heavens in an instant, just you watch!
