"I thought we were going to recruit beautiful women, but instead... sigh... Lu Xiaofeng, stop sneaking sips of my wine! Hua Wuque, can you quit picking on Hua Manlou? He's almost out of flowers! Sikong Zhaixing, put down that bellyband! Give it back! And you two, Ximen Chuixue and Ye Gucheng, you little punks, get down from the roof! This isn't the Forbidden City's summit!" Ye Xiujie lies on the ground, close to tears. "This isn't how the story was supposed to go!"
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
