League of Legends: Fantasy Destruction

When I was a child, I lived in the same orphanage with a little girl named Sona. I kidnapped the girl in the cage, her name was Syndra. I once took sword lessons from a girl named Irelia. I once rescued a fox and named her Ah Li. Raven and I have a pact that will never be broken. A girl from the Kyoyo Ninja Cult wants to elope with me. I saved a girl from an evil witch. I helped a girl with dragon blood in a village. I watched the sunrise and moonrise on Mount Targon. I shot down Fiora's sword, took Katarina's throwing knife, rode Sejuani's pig, picked up Annie's bear, stepped on Caitlin's clip, touched Lux's head, sat on Ashe's throne... And my name is Mu Li, and I will be the strongest in Valoran! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.