Kamen Riders are all gay! How is that possible! Watch me talk about my girlfriend! Kamen Riders are all wife-killers! How is that possible! Watch me open a Crystal Palace for you to see! Kamen Riders are all tragic! How is that possible! See how happy I am for you! Kamen Riders are full of integrity! How is that possible! Look at me throwing away all my integrity!
If this book does not achieve the above results, please read this introduction backwards.
This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.
