Kakuzu: I have five hearts.
Hatake Ling: So I hear you have five hearts? Take this, Gáe Bolg!
Six Paths of Pain: My Planetary Devastation is incredibly powerful.
Hatake Ling: So I hear your Planetary Devastation is powerful? Take this, Excalibur!
Madara Uchiha: Nobody can escape my Infinite Tsukuyomi except someone using Susanoo with the Rinnegan.
Hatake Ling: So I hear nobody can escape your Infinite Tsukuyomi? Take this, Unlimited Blade Works!
Otsutsuki Kaguya: Once you're inside my Amenominaka, you can't get out without Space-Time Ninjutsu.
Hatake Ling: So you're saying nobody can get out? Fine, I really can't get out, but can't I just smash my way through? Take this, EA!
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
