On my way home from school, an old beggar said to me, "Kid, I can tell from your extraordinary bones that you're a martial arts prodigy. The great responsibility of defending justice and peace throughout the universe will be yours someday!" And that wasn't even the funniest part: he also tried to sell me the Sunflower Manual and the Evil-Warding Sword Manual...
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
