Tom and Jerry: Swallowed Star

Some people said I was handsome, so I stood on the balcony and thought about who had leaked the news all night... It is said that when I was born, my father cried hoarsely for a month and a half, and he would not believe to death that I was the child who inherited his chromosomes. Later, in order to prove her innocence, my mother took my father to the hospital for a paternity test. The doctor opened the quilt and cried after just one look. He wiped his nose and said, "Go back, this is not your son, nor anyone else's. Human beings cannot give birth to such handsome children..." A little intern nurse came over, immediately found a box of red ink pad, printed my fingerprints, and He spread out his braided hair and murmured to me: I keep my long hair for you. If I don't marry you in this life, I won't cut my long hair. I will clean the lanterns and ancient Buddhas and comb my hair in my boudoir... When I was 15 years old, I didn't dare to go to school.

Tom and Jerry is a good theme, but you wrote it into Devouring the Starry Sky! Can't you write more about your daily life? What ** swallows the stars?! Author, if you don't have this material, don't write nonsense. Besides, why don't cats and mice fight against each other and devour the stars?! The immortal Jerry, the Tom who can do everything except catching mice, and the black technology in Tom and Jerry. As a result, the author, you are full of thoughts about eating the stars! Eat the stars!!

Chinese cats don't eat mice, are you kidding me?

You are not Jerry, you are my cousin.

I despise this book. The good Tom and Jerry are written with such virtues. If there is no diamond, don't stop the porcelain work. This is all nonsense! Why don't you write about your daily life? Tom was so strong that he split a tree, hit his head on a train, was on the guillotine, was torn apart by a crocodile, and fell hundreds of meters in the air without dying! How could I not help? Jerry is such a kind-hearted person, and it doesn't matter what you write about him. Diana, you still think about it, how dirty your thoughts are! Don't look at it anymore. I don't want the flowers I bought. What the hell.

It's obviously possible that the new theme of "Apotheosis of the Gods" will make you useless.

Fei Lu can really write anything. I want to know if this novel was written by an adult.

Fei Lu can really come up with all kinds of weird writing methods!!

You are not Jerry, you are my cousin.

A good subject was ruined by you