With the Golden Cudgel and all my martial might, I'll spread the flames of war across the entire universe!
I'll also raise this banner of the Great Sage, high for all to see, and shake the heavens! I have a million words already written, so don't worry about the story being abandoned. I write purely for fun. If you don't like it, don't come here to flame me!
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
