The Gay Fruit of Comprehensive Comics

If you are a woman and you are as beautiful as a flower, then congratulations, you will be my next collection. I will not guarantee that I will be responsible for you. I can only say that if the child is a girl, please leave it to me to raise. If you are a man and you have an extremely handsome face, then congratulations, no matter what you look like, you will be my next entertainment toy. I very much hope that you and your compatriots can give birth to offspring that only belong to you gays. In that way, there will be a third human race in the world... This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.