The Food Chain's Apex: A Journey by Lelouch Lance Lu Xun

Protagonist: The big egg, the main god, crunchy and full of chicken flavor!

Protagonist: Pikachu. A Pikachu has ten times as much protein as an equal weight of beef!

Protagonist: Hey! Look, look what I've found! It's an author who's been writing a book and then abandoned it. We can try to catch it. An author who's abandoned their book can provide us with energy for several days. They're packed with protein, but they're not easy to deal with. Let's sneak up behind it slowly. Be careful not to make a sound."

"Hey, I've caught it! It's struggling hard! Let's cut off its head. The rest can be eaten raw. Its protein content is six times that of beef. Of course, if we're not in a hurry, we can roast it first. That'll make it tastier."

"Mmm, it's crunchy, and it tastes just like chicken!

Author: You insolent beast! The moment I took my eyes off you, you descended to the mortal realm to wreak havoc! Come back with me and face your punishment! Look! The river crabs!!...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.