What? You say Uchiha Madara has the Eternal Mangekyo and the Rinnegan? Sorry, the Sage of Six Paths is my son, though not by blood! Those eyes belong to my girlfriend, Kaguya. Senju Hashirama, you can use Wood Release like a god? Sorry, I stopped bothering with Yin-Yang Release ages ago. Besides, those gods of yours are like children to me. Obito says, "I'm a fake Ten-Tails jinchuriki!" The protagonist pipes up, "The Ten-Tails tried to show off when it first appeared, so I gave it a good beating. Now it's scared whenever it sees me." Minister Honest says, "The Supreme Imperial Arm is under my control." The protagonist scoffs. "You're showing off that piece of junk? I could whip up a machine stronger than that without even trying." ...Watch as Long Yueye shows off and crushes people across all kinds of anime worlds. This is an overpowered protagonist story. If that's not your thing, click the X in the upper-right corner.
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
