Three Thousand Worlds Survival Journey

I'm Bear Grylls, a former British Special Forces soldier, and I'm going to show you how to survive in Fantasyland, a place where, if you have common sense, yes, common sense, you won't even last a day. Someone dared to steal my food. Give me back that crow! It has three times the protein content of beef. I figured that as long as the head and internal organs were torn off, the rest would be edible. In fact, I don't really want to eat it. After all, bats with blue hair are rare here. Oh! God, my dinner is in order! Look, there is a fox with nine tails. Wait a minute, old woman, give me my food. It seems you don't understand the value of life! Who gave you the confidence to steal my prey? You are seeking death! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.