The Odd Jobs Shop in Kabukicho is open for business! If you can think of it, we can do it! The Pirate Empress, who rules the seas, tells Luo Chen, "I want you to become the Pirate King's man!" Tsukuyo from Yoshiwara comes looking for him: "I want you to visit my shop every day!" Kaguya Houraisan waves her limited-edition game console: "Come help me beat this game!" The great flower spirit Kazami Yuuka shows up at his door: "Look after my flower field. If even one flower doesn't grow properly, you'll have to sign this contract of indenture!" The great general Esdeath comes looking for him: "Come on, let me experience the feeling of being in love!" Misaka Mikoto's eyes light up: "Quick, quick, quick, help me collect globally limited-edition Gekota merchandise!"
This is a Gintama crossover, with lots of ridiculous comedy. Take it seriously and you've already lost.
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
