A goofy young man living in the modern world gets his hands on the Emperor's Blood Slays the Heavens System. Watch him defy the heavens and save beautiful women. Heh, Hokage? Madara is my little brother. Ino and Sakura? They're part of my harem. Danzo? You're exactly who I love to torment. Think he'll stop at Hokage? Don't make me laugh. It depends on my mood. Maybe none of the beauties from your two-dimensional world will escape me.
If no one messes with me, I won't mess with them. If someone messes with me, I'll bite them to death., Naruto Uzumaki
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
