Rich Man, Let's Duel!

There are three good things about a lolita: clear voice, soft body, and easy to push down; three good things about a royal sister: beer, bathing, and eating young grass; three good things about a queen: rocking horses, candles, and leather whip; three things about a wife: love, family affection, and extramarital affairs; three ways of being speechless: blindfold, bandage, and less expression; three good things about a royal sister: being well-behaved, dexterous, and skillful at pushing; and three things about a maid: cat ears, glasses, and bow ties; This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.