Naruto: The Nanny's Divine Temple

Why does the mature Tsunade have such a tender look on her face? Why is the loli Ino wearing a low-cut maid outfit? Why are screams coming from the secret chamber left behind by the rogue ninja? Why has Uzuki Yugao opened a lingerie shop? In response to all this, Naruto Uzumaki said, "I'm not a pervert."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.