Yilin said, "The Buddha said, um, the Buddha said, the Buddha said this isn't right."
"That's because the Buddha doesn't have a wife. With a wife, it'd be right." Huo Dahai yanked off his monk's robe and glared at the black-clad men opposite him, cursing:
"You Songshan Sect guys think you're so special! Do you even know which sect I'm from? I'm from the Shaolin Sect, and my Dharma name is Jienu!
Amitabha. Damn it, this monk has broken the precepts again.
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.