How can a middle school kid who hasn't watched all of The Legend of Qin protect himself in this brutal, chaotic world?
There are no immortals, only cultivators! Cultivation isn't all-powerful, but without it, you're utterly helpless!
But...
“What the heck! Donghuang is at the mid-stage of the Golden Core realm!! Gai Nie is at the peak of Foundation Establishment!! One's a martial cultivator, the other's a spell cultivator. I'm doomed!”
No worries. Who told you I'm an outstanding, orthodox cultivator? Bring it on! I'll wear you down with cultivation talismans, pills, and formations. Hahaha~~
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