The Three Kingdoms

In this era of evil, who can survive alone? The pig's feet contain precious jade and carry the tripod of the Three Kingdoms. Should we dig up the earth and bury people, or squat in a pit, that is the question! Forget it, seeing as how lazy you are to do the dirty work of digging holes, you might as well do it occasionally. "Lu Bu, don't think that just because you have three fathers, I don't know your surname is Xiami!" "Liu Bei, stop pretending. If you want to be emperor, just tell me. I won't laugh at you!" "Cao Cao, after writing the imperial edict every day, you have to go to the little emperor to have it stamped. It's so tiring. I would like to tell you that I can just put it in your home. Anyway, there is a difference between rice and shrimp." "Wow, what a beauty! Wait, I'm here!" . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.