A shut-in inexplicably transmigrates to a bizarre world where monsters and gods coexist, and the gods are weak!
"Black or white?! Damn it! I'm not a panda!"
"So I'm a monster. I'd better keep my tail between my legs and behave like a good person~ Ah~ I mean, a good panda!"
"Damn it! Does my treasure have to be so impressive? Impressive is great, but does it have to be so baffling? I can't understand it at all! Fine~ I get this yin-yang wine gourd! But it's just for brewing wine! Do the ingredients really need such terrifying names?! They're either things I don't understand or things I don't dare go looking for!"
"Don't look at me~ Don't look at me! I'm just an adorable, harmless panda! Don't... Huh?! You're that weak?! Damn it! If you're a weakling, stop pretending to be a big bad wolf! You scared the crap out of me! Still looking?! I'll kill you!"
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.