I'm Not Human, I Swear

When you wake up again, you discover that you're not human. Then you realize that, yes, that's really true.

You get to live your childhood over again, and things are the same, yet different. You realize that the person you were compared to back then was yourself, the person you hated most back then was yourself, and the person you loved most was yourself... You realize, how disgusting...

One: Someone says, "Be my friend." The other person says, "No." Someone says, "I'll treat you to all the food and drink you want." The other person says, "Really?" Someone says, "I wouldn't lie to you. If I did, I'd be less than human."

Two: Someone says, "Be my assistant." The other person says, "Uh..." Someone says, "Your salary will go up every year. I'd be less than human if I lied."

Heh heh, I'm really not human.

Three: Someone says, "Let me keep you." The handsome one says, "Sure." Someone says, "...Really?" The handsome one says, "I'd be less than human if I lied to you."

...But, you really aren't human~~

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.