The First Thief in History

"Are you kidding me? I, Yang Wei, am the first college student in the village. How could I become a thief?" "What if I could make you jump higher than a world champion?" "What's the use of jumping high? Don't you know that the higher you jump, the worse you'll fall?" "Let you fly over cliffs and walk over walls?" "Tch, I can hang up a wire, but no!" "Let you take someone's head thousands of miles away! How about it? I'm excited!" "You should go to jail for murder." "Okay, let me see if you can do it!" "Okay, don't say any more. I already understand it. Since my fate has been decided, I have no choice but to accept it." This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.