My Sister Could Never Like Girls

Hello, everyone! I'm Yuanye Mahiru, the strongest human in the world.

Some of you may be puzzled by that opening statement, but I must solemnly tell you that it's true. And why am I writing this without punctuation? Because only this way can I show off my profound literary skills (laughs).

Even so, I don't feel like my life has anything in common with that title! Why can my all-powerful older sister so easily win girls' hearts, while I'm surrounded by guys shouting that true love is between men, and occasionally have to carry out all sorts of bizarre missions?!

If my sister is a lesbian, does that mean her little brother has to be gay too?! Damn it, this setup isn't interesting at all! Do you think readers are going to laugh at this, you foolish author?

To make matters worse, something truly terrifying happened this spring...

Why did I turn into a magical girl?! Aaaaaaaaaah!!!!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.