Orochimaru: "He's a strange guy. One second you're sworn enemies, and the next he's acting like your sworn brother."
"He's a shameless scoundrel," Kurenai said, blushing.
Jiraiya: "I despise his character. He's even more lecherous than I am."
"Moody," Itachi said flatly.
"With three thousand rivers to choose from, he wants to build a dam," Nagato said.
"His achievements?!" The Nine-Tails shook its head helplessly. "He just punches the nursing home on South Mountain and kicks the kindergarten on North Sea."
"That's right, everything they said about me is true!" Naruto laughed, then smacked Two-B again.
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