The Stunning Emperor, Dark and Cunning

What? You didn't bring any money? Why are you getting treatment if you didn't bring money? Go back and bring enough, then come back! Hmm, this handsome guy looks pretty good! My back courtyard is short a woodcutter... You! Stay! The rest of you, go back and get the money!

Scheming + lecherous + shameless + hilarious + harem = The Peerless Emperor's Scheming "Beast"

The Empire's Third Princess? Go sit in a corner.

The Dragon Emperor's youngest daughter? Are you kidding me? You dragons came all this way to throw yourselves at a tiny human like me?

What? There's a line of people who want to marry me stretching from Lanxue City all the way to the imperial capital? But I'm a woman!!! Marry your sister!

You won't marry my granddaughter, so you'll wipe out my entire Yun family? You old fossil, are you tired of living? Then I'm not marrying her. What are you going to do, bite me? Wipe out my whole family? You think the thirty-two God-Slaying, Demon-Slaying cannons at my front gate are just for show? If you dare come, I won't mind loosening up your bones. Threatening me? Save your breath. The whole universe belongs to me, and all its beauties...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.