"Want to take down the Serpent of the Spiral? In return, how about playing with me once? You can think of it as a date, but don't fall in love with me."
"The Artificial Heavenly Realm is a good idea, but if you want my help, you'll have to hand over your Book of Magic, at the very least."
"You want the Holy Grail? I can help you, but you'll have to give me the Noble Phantasm you have. That's a great deal, right?"
"Before I was a mage, I was a mercenary, so if you want me to take on a commission, you have to pay me!"
"You need me to deal with this Heretic God? Sure. Just hand over your body, and I'll live on in your place."
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
