You Didn't Discuss the Pokemon Pit.

A otaku had a great time playing Pokemon Red, Blue, and Emerald with Goldfinger all day long. He had just downloaded the new version of Pokemon because he cursed the boss, who happened to have the same name as the boss. He thought the otaku was cursing him, and a thunderbolt struck him. The whole play ends, just kidding. . . This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.