The Apostle of the Great Moe God in the Multiverse

I just realized I was writing a crossover, so going from Naruto to Attack on Titan is perfectly normal, right? That means I don't need to start a new story, right? Well, I'm in the mood, so I'll write about the Titans first. Yeah, that's it: Naruto has been reset to level zero, and now he's fighting for his life in a world of Titans where he can't deal magic damage. If you're not interested in Naruto, you can skip the first volume; it doesn't really matter anyway.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.